MJ: This is the dirty version of the Tuttie Fruttie lyrics that were sexspired by you….. “Puthy Juicy” by MJ I got a girl name Malia; she really loves me. I got girl name Malia; she so amazing I got down on one knee. I got a girl named Malia; she has all my babies. She lived with me in…
Malia: Baby! MJ: I’m here. What’s up? Malia: I’m going through withdraw MJ: Pregnancy withdraw? As in, not being pregnant and missing it withdraw? Malia: That to MJ: What’s the first thing if there is a “That to”? Malia: The thing makes me pregnant. MJ: Sex? Malia: Yes! MJ: Well I know the fix for that withdraw! Malia: You have…
Malia: Baby, I keep waiting for something to be wrong with you. MJ: What do you mean? Are you trying to find something wrong with me so you can be done with me, like we were dating? Malia: You still seem too good to be true. There has to be something wrong with you. Malia: Are you fooling me into…
Malia: Your mom just got Grandmother’s death certificate from the funeral home. Do you know what Grandmother died from? MJ: Golden Girls Overdose? Malia: You can’t die from watching too much Golden Girls. MJ: She died from a stroke, right? Malia: Guess again. MJ: I heard the doctor say she had a stroke. Malia: Yes, she had a stroke, but…
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Personal Finance: We are living in a society of consumerism. Prices can skyrocket, and demand can multiply. The only thing that remains static/the same is your income. How do you survive in a consumer society keeping a control of the expenses? Personal finance is all about planning your finances. You need to keep…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Do my hair up in a do dad again. I am tall like that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, mommy said to tell you you are cancer(handsome) and she loves you.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My first word was poop.” Cash Michael Johnson “When you…
When used at the right time, these power selling phrases can be extremely effective! Before you read any further, DO NOT USE THESE 17 POWER SELLING PHRASES UNLESS THEY ARE ACTUALLY TRUE! Using these power selling phrases to make the sale regardless of anything else, is how sales professionals got/get a bad name. Removing someone’s negative buying perceptions, if your…
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Masters of Money LLC announces partnership with online shopping retail giant Amazon.com, to offer heavily discounted last minute holiday shopping savings. According to Tarica Patel Hubbard, Masters of Money’s Chief Executive Officer, shoppers will be able to save money in many product categories, including, electronics, computers and office, clothing, shoes and jewelry, toys, kids and baby, movies, music and Games,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I feel all hot. Why aren’t you bothering me with your penis?” Malia May Johnson “I’m sorry if I haven’t been giving you enough sex recently. Why don’t you and me get dirty while we…