We live by and are members of Bethesda Country Club. Every year Bethesda Country Club (BCC) has an awards banquet to celebrate/honor members who stand out in various ways/accomplish certain things. One of the yearly awards is “Father of the Year”. I nominated MJ for Father of the Year last year, and so did several other members. MJ ended up…
Malia: I have a question for you. MJ: Shoot Malia: Did you marry me because I look like one of your childhood crushes Danica McKellar? MJ: I have no idea who that is. Malia: It’s Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. MJ: No, but now that I think about it, you do kind of look like her. Malia: Look baby……. MJ:…
Malia: Thank you for carrying me to bed last night after I fell asleep in the chair. That was really sweet of you. MJ: I love you! Malia: Why didn’t you wake me up during my horrible nightmare last night? MJ: I didn’t know you were having a horrible nightmare. I’m sorry babe. Malia: You didn’t want me. It was…
Having bad credit can be detrimental to your financing and places several hurdles in front of you when it comes to availing loans. Having a poor credit score can happen to anyone, and for several reasons, ranging from not paying debts off on time, to missing payments. Luckily, there are ways that you can go about improving your credit score.…
“Slam Poetry” is for everyone, but “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, it’s like our own customized version of it. In other words- Slam Poetry, I don’t knowetry. Deep Poetry Feeling Shit, that I get. Now on to your boobs….. As it turns out, you are not just a pretty face. You also have awesome boobs. Your boobs always put me in…
I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…
MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I have to wait for my work product to upload, and make sure the receives it. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I can text until then. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: ETA 15 to 20 min Malia: Come get…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Mommy. There the frinka fries (french fries) place. We get frinka fries?” Cash Michael Johnson “Can we go on vacation to Heaven to visit Grandmutter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m going combo. Pee pee and poo poo.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is doing this old…
Time Management: How Much Is Your Time Worth? Working 14-hour days trying to figure out how to develop and launch a new product or service is not uncommon for most internet marketing professionals. But do you really understand the value of your time? I did not! Hourly workers know the value of their time. Most successful commission sales professionals know…