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Personal Life

Need To Feel It

MJ: I hear what you are saying but I think I need to feel what you are saying to really understand it. Malia: You need to feel a grocery list? MJ: Groceries are life. Groceries are sustenance.   Malia: You are really taking groceries seriously. MJ: It’s life or death. Malia: White or wheat toast bread is life or death?…

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Personal Life

Caulk

Malia: Caulk MJ: Caulk? Malia: The construction guys putting the wall up today said “caulk” like 50 times today. They “caulked” everything. Caulk. Caulk. Caulk. MJ: Did caulk talk make you think about cock, because you’re baby crazy right now? Malia: Yes! MJ: Cock? Malia: Yes! And I have some good news but not good news officially yet. MJ: Lay…

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Business, Personal Life

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love all the time Daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You’re the best, Daddy.” Cash Michael Johnson “Do something. Do it! Baboochi!” Warren Partin “I didn’t lie. I deferred the truth until later.” Lakshmi Devi “It’s amazing how fast your life can change.” Brittany White…

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Personal Life

OTWTFYBO!

Malia: So, you don’t want to have sex with me and make a baby that will grow up to worship you and ignore me like the rest of our children do? MJ: Everything but the last part. Our babies love you. You are an awesome mom! I have to work. While I am working they miss me, so when I…

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Personal Life

“Massah” by Marcus Jennings

Recently there was a crazy situation involving the police that was/is a complete misunderstanding assuming that all parties are being honest anyway, and I wrote a funny remake of the song “Wade in the Water”, by Ramsey Lewis, a song famously sung by Harriet Tubman, when she helped slaves make it north to freedom through the Underground Railroad. I would…

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Business

Recent Company Reviews

Recent Masters of Money LLC and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Comments and Reviews:   “My team and I from Intel Corporation recently went to Masters of Money’s offices to pitch them our new office suite business package. I drove separately from my team because I was running late due to my daughter being sick.  After the meeting, in Masters…

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